KSA's: Raising the dead, walking on water, and excellent carpentry skills

I am not a religious man, in fact I am 95% atheist, 5% agnostic. I could have however, used a little help from Jesus. I even called his name loudly several times today. You see, I am in the process of building a deck with a limited set of tools and barely amature carpentry skills. The experience garnered from his first job could have come in handy. As it is nothing is quite square, level, or even. Screw water to wine (I prefer beer) or walking on water (that's what boats are for). How about a little divine guidance on the proper way to level two perpendicular joists! Maybe I should have given up porn for lent. At least he could have stopped the rain. Shit.